justreblogging-larry:

chemicaldarkshine:

hardestcopy:

bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.

About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”

He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:

Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.

A couple days later he got a response from his mother:

Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom

BEST MOM

I’m crYING

DYING FAVOURITE POST

rapunzelsempai:

Okay so to celebrate my 300 followers, I’m doing my first giveaway!

What I’m giving away:

-Custom hand embroidered pendant/pin/keychain of the winner’s choice. (Examples above.)

-They will be custom, you don’t have to pick from any pictured (though you can if you like one)

-Winners can choose what they want it to look like and what they want it to be (pin/keychain/pendant)

-I know they’re all homestuck themed, but it DOES NOT have to be homestuck.  This is open to ANY FANDOMS. You want a Tardis pin? Okay! You want a cutie mark pendant? No problem! ANYTHING IS WELCOME!

-There will be three winners, each getting their pick of one pendant, pin, or keychain.

-You don’t have to follow me, but if you are and you win you get two instead of one

Rules!

-Like and reblog as much as you like, but everyone goes in once (I’ll be using a random number generator to determine the winners.)

-You must be okay with giving me your address

-You must have your ask box open so I can contact you

-No side blogs

-Ends May 30^th

Winners will be chosen the day after the last day. Feel free to ask questions if you have them. Good luck!

One week to go guys! Remember this is open to any Fandoms. Good luck :o)

failmacaw:

Everyones favorite half-baked profit!

//Waka//Photo//

captainspangly:

princeoffrost:

vchrisi:

vaginapowersactivate:

juicebanner:

bannerphd:

littleblueartist:

damn straight

FIXED.

Fixed it.

endless list of things that make my day.

Iron man gets all the bitches

a-breath-of-heir:

secretivewordsmith:

ACEN

Hey look, it’s Hunter!

the-guardian-of-fun:

teloveision:

disneypedia:

Reblog and like, follow back and fangirl. Scroll again and by then it’s, like, 3:45 am…

How have I not reblogged this yet?

So I’ll read some fanfics, or maybe two, or three
I’ll add a few new photos to my “hot guys” tag
I’ll look at food and cats and boys and basically
Just wonder why is this website taking over my life??

((COUGH))

grooovin:

mendthebroken:

acid-child:

supergreak:

halffizzbin:

thechronicleofshe:

pinkhairedlesbianadventures:

coachela:

rehability:

sadaholic:

loudwhisperss:

teenage-drrtbag:

If only all men were like this.

If men were all like this the world population rate would be so slow

There are guys like this you’re just too busy putting them in the fucking friend zone to see that

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reblog for the comment

Oh hell no you better listen the fuck up dickwads

I was about to go to sleep and then this bullshit showed up on my dash and you have all earned yourselves fedoras so sit down, shut up, and educate your stupid asses.

“Putting them in the friendzone”? I’m sorry did you mean “I was nice to a girl and I cared about her and I’m bitter because she didn’t want me back?” Or was it “I believe that if I love another person they’re a bitch for just wanting to be friends.” Perhaps it was “I treated her (or pretended to, rather) like a person instead of a sexual object and now she’s not being a sexual object for me like I deserve.” No, wait, it’s “friendship with a girl makes me angry because I’m a self-entitled shithead who feels like if I want to be with a girl she has to accept that regardless of her feelings or else she’s a total bitch.”

The friendzone is the concept that a girl wanting to be your friend is somehow this inherently awful thing. Like, wow, did it occur to you that she thought you were, I dunno, FRIENDS? Did it occur to you that maybe she doesn’t feel romantically towards you but she still wants you to be part of her life because she thinks you’re a great person? I mean, if this is your reaction you’re wrong, because if you think friendzoning is a thing then clearly you’re a fucktrumpet but that’s beside the point.

Women are not machines you put niceness coins into until sex comes out. There are no punchcards to fill out to get to sex that you are apparently entitled to.

There is no friendzone, there are only people who don’t know how to behave like they’re not five-year-olds who don’t know how to take “no” for an answer.

Now I’m going to sleep. Disrespectful misogynistic asswagons.

Wow. Fucktrumpet, Asswagons? You are amazing at swearing. Like seriously amazing.

FUCKTRUMPET.

Women are not machines you put niceness coins into until sex comes out. 

HOLY FUCK I LOVE YOU

everyone better read that long amazing comment!!!!!!!

Fucktrumpet hahaha

lets-go-lesbos:

dorkinthefreakkingdom:

usedtobeoneoftherottenoness:

imawanchor:

hazelandglasz:

durnesque-esque:

thehippiejew:

extrafeisty:

jaycubs:

A Glasgow nightclub has installed a two-way mirror which allows male revellers in private booths to spy on unsuspecting women as they visit the toilet! With no notification or signage anywhere in the venue many female club goers have been left feeling embarrassed and used. Although they do briefly show the mirrors in a promo video, the club has been quickly deleting comments and posts on their social media from club goers trying to alert others to the situation. This is pretty much illegal and hugley violates privacy. Thank you The Shimmy Club for giving us a shiny, new, creative and cool take on objectification.
article here

i’m never leaving my house again, this world is just too fucked up.

WHAT!?

gross gross gross gross gross

Good morning disgusting.

Remember ladies:

• “No space, leave the place” (fingernail test)
• A two way mirror must be set INTO the wall, not placed on top of it.
• If you rap/knock against the mirror, one installed onto a wall (a normal mirror) will make a dull sound, because there’s something behind it. A two-way will have more reverberation.
• Use the flashlight on your phone to shine on the mirror, if it’s a two-way, you’ll be able to see into the other room.
• You can also shield your eyes and see in if you lean up against the glass.
• The room being viewed will have to be brightly lit (10x brighter than the room looking in), so if you’re in a typical dimly lit club bathroom, you’re ok.

boosting the fuck out of this

also this is their not even apology. idk what to call it. 

how fucking gross

Vile.

This planet needs some fumigation.

*vomits everywhere*

cthulhu:

celebrate-the-magic:

poison-ninja:

i-am-momo-senpai:

This is the most meta thing I’ve ever seen on Cartoon Network.

OH. MY. GOD.

OH MY FREAKING LORD

HOLY FUCK