PaInTiNg MiRaClEs :o)

icecreamconeporn:

vasheren:

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at which point we will keep being bros for life

THIS MADE ME CRY

pattisartparade:

this ship
arcanebarrage:

thelaughingcyborg:

hanari-502:

cosplayinamerica:

La Muerte from Book of Life - movie isn’t even out yet ! #DragonCon ( source : http://ow.ly/ATEVw )

JESUS

Paging arcanebarrage.

*SCREAMS*

arcanebarrage:

thelaughingcyborg:

hanari-502:

cosplayinamerica:

La Muerte from Book of Life - movie isn’t even out yet ! #DragonCon ( source : http://ow.ly/ATEVw )

JESUS

Paging arcanebarrage.

*SCREAMS*

mousathe14:

floozee:

drawallthehomestuck:

thedkey:

catch-the-star:

samael:

shaggy2pope:

supermega8:

mostflogged:

intergalactickoala:

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She won’t say she’s in lesbians.

I love you oh my god

SOMEONE HOLD ME

BUT ALSO SOMEONE DRAW KANAYA IN THIS STYLE

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my tea is everywhere but my mouth right now

Vriska

Well, this may be the stupidest best thing I’ve ever done but it was worth it.

So what you’re saying is, Karkat is Phil?

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It keeps getting better.

carasala:

my friend John just wrote the best post about catcalling possibly ever. 

carasala:

my friend John just wrote the best post about catcalling possibly ever. 

qorter:

So I found Doug Dimmadome at Dragon Con

qorter:

So I found Doug Dimmadome at Dragon Con

sergeantjerkbarnes:

can we please discuss what the fuck is wrong with pennsylvania

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luxtempestas:

im a member of the midnight pack
idfk i felt like drawing some doges so i did

luxtempestas:

im a member of the midnight pack

idfk i felt like drawing some doges so i did

Hilarious out of context comic book panels

scogliospeaks:

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All credit to 411mania.com

skdaks2:

BEAUTIFUL

puckish-thoughts:

THERE IT IS AGAIN!  THERE IT FUCKING IS!  i’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS PHOTO FOR YEARS AND NEVER COULD FIND IT!!  THE LAN PARTY WITH THE GUY DUCT-TAPED TO THE CEILING!!  BACK IN ANCIENT TIMES WHEN PEOPLE STILL USED CATHODE MONITORS AND WHEN COUNTERSTRIKE WAS THE NEW THING.  THIS SHIT IS REAL.  THIS IS REAL SHIT.  SHIT THAT HAPPENED.

puckish-thoughts:

THERE IT IS AGAIN!  THERE IT FUCKING IS!  i’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS PHOTO FOR YEARS AND NEVER COULD FIND IT!!  THE LAN PARTY WITH THE GUY DUCT-TAPED TO THE CEILING!!  BACK IN ANCIENT TIMES WHEN PEOPLE STILL USED CATHODE MONITORS AND WHEN COUNTERSTRIKE WAS THE NEW THING.  THIS SHIT IS REAL.  THIS IS REAL SHIT.  SHIT THAT HAPPENED.

thirteenthesia:

allthethingsyaoi:

Levi and his struggles of being short (◡△◡✿)

Cutiebutt.

qvbit:

anomolisticbeauty:

malgosh:

moshita:

Anecdotes by medical practitioners 

"A woman came in for a baby check with her 6-month-old and she had what looked like chocolate milk in the baby’s bottle. So he started explaining to her as kindly as he could that she shouldn’t be giving her baby chocolate milk. At which point she interrupts him and says, ‘Oh that isn’t chocolate milk. It’s coffee! He just loves it!”

"I had a patient come in for an STD check. She was very upset and continued to tell me that she only had one partner. Progressing through my assessment, she further divulged that even if he was sleeping with other people it shouldn’t matter ‘because he uses a condom every time and he makes sure to wash it thoroughly after every use’.”

"Had a lady who measured her baby’s temperature by pre-heating the oven and putting one hand in front of it while the other hand was on the baby’s forehead. She told the nurse her baby’s fever was about 250 degrees.”

"Lady has to have foot amputated and is given waiver forms to sign pre-op. Buddy asks if she needs time to think about it. She’s very nonchalant and doesn’t seem to care much what they do. He gets suspicious and probes a bit as to why she’s not more concerned. She says she gets that they have to operate and it’s OK because the foot will grow back.”

"I had a couple who had been trying to conceive for over two years. I asked all the usual questions, how often do you have sex, any previous pregnancy, etc etc. Something seemed off to me during the consult, so I continued to ask questions. Finally I asked if he ejaculated while inserted into the vagina. Both parties looked confused.Turns out the couple was not having insertional sex at all. I had to awkwardly explain to them how insertional sex works. Diagrams were required.”

"Patient comes in, she’s upset. She’s pregnant, and she doesn’t understand why. She’s on the pill. Upon talking to her at great length, I find out that she only takes the pills on the days that she is sexually active – no other time.”

"Patient comes in with her bf. They are indignant, as if somehow I could’ve prevented [the pregnancy]. The problem? Well, the pills were bothering the girl’s stomach, so, being a gallant bf, he decided to start taking them instead.”

I was explaining the treatment to the husband of a patient about to be discharged. He kept nodding and agreeing with me, but I knew it was flying over his head. Turned out a fundamental problem was that I was describing the drugs as ‘tablets’ and he had no clue what those were.

Reddit thread 

Hahah

Oh my god… I can’t decide if I should laugh or cry…

i’m cryign jesus fucking christ sex and childcare and general health education needs to be improved thousand fold 

frostbitch:

radiant-galvanisation:

asktehbowz:

GAHAHAHAHA~!!!

THIS IS ALL YOU FREAKS WANT ANYWAYS ISN’T IT?
ALSO SOME OF YOU ASKED ABOUT MY OTHER TATS, THERE YOU GO~!

frostbitch

CAMERON I’LL KILL YOU